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Wow. That's amazing. I'd even venture to say these apes are more adept at

programming than some members of this forum. (no names!) I guess that just shows

you what we're coming from.

 

I liked this quote:

Both primate species demonstrated stressful behaviors when presented with Java tools and utilities.

Well, I guess that makes three of us.

"Being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up

These are the best days of our lives"

-The Ataris, In This Diary

Posted

Dang, I better start looking for a new job, or maybe get a masters degree on how to train apes.

But I don't see how much difference will be if I replace the staff in my team with apes, I think I will have less problems. I'll consider this for the next budget.

BTW, Java tools and utilities are stressful

Fat kids are harder to kidnap
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Java .... :eek:

Damnnnnn... that don't help.

 

Maybe we should train them to do this kinda work no ?

 

Ape do Java... and the others bring coffee :p

"If someone say : "Die mortal !"... don't stay to see if he isn't." - Unknown

"Learning to program is like going out with a new girl friend. There's always something that wasn't mentioned in the documentation..." - Me

"A drunk girl is like an animal... it scream at everything like a cat and roll in the grass like a dog." - Me after seeing my girlfriend drunk and some of her drunk friend.

C# TO VB TRANSLATOR

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I told my boss about this idea and he agreed to change our developers for monkeys, he thinks that we'll be more productive if we change 'em as soon as possible :D
Fat kids are harder to kidnap

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