wyrd
Senior Contributor
Feel free to reply with "moron." But at least provide some advice if you do.
Okay.. here's my school history in a nutshell;
- Took GED in junior year of high school and got a few jobs.
- Quit jobs to play on the internet.
- Started school (junior college) taking 1-3 classes a semester doing computer graphics. My intent was to get a certificate then head off and get a job.
- 1 unit away from a certificate in computer graphics I switched over to computer science.
- Started taking beginner programming courses.. but only 1 per semester.
- Finally decided I need to stop playing games 24/7 and do something with my life, so 2 semesters ago I started going full time (4 classes a semester). Again, taking comp sci courses (programming mostly).
- Last semester I finally (after about 4 or 5 years of junior college.. I can't remember) finished my Computer Graphics certificate and also got a Computer Programmer Specialist certificate (yay).
See the problem? 4 years, no general ed (except 1 philosophy class). I've taken all core classes and just need to finish up general ed to get 2 associates degrees (comp graphics & comp sci).
Seems easy enough right? Just go full time for another year and no problem. Wrong. I haven't taken a placement tests for writing, reading and math. Easy enough, just take the darn things and get on with it.. right? Wrong again. When I got out of high school I was getting a D in geomatry and don't remember ANYTHING about math (this includes basic algebra). NOW do you see the problem?
To get an associates in comp sci I need calc 2. Placement tests end in 2 weeks for the upcoming semester. Worst case is I get shoved in the math for dumbies class (1+1 = 2). Best case is I study (trying) and self teach myself at the very least algebra, and get placed in algebra. Either way, best case, we're talking AT LEAST 2-3 years for me to get up and hopefully pass calc 2.
I'm 22 now (23 in nov). I figure by the time I even get an associates degree I'll be 25 or 26 (25 for comp graphics and 26 for comp sci). By the time I'm done with a BS degree I'll probably be near 30.
Did I mention this was all for an associates degree? I'm not even talking BS here.
So, other then suggestions (if you're willing to provide any on this horror story).. I have a few questions.
- What are the chances of getting a programming job with a pathetic certificate.. but the will to want to leave this house and get my own?
- What are the chances of getting a programming job w/ no knowledge in math what-so-ever?
I'm this (| |) close to giving up and just applying for some tech support job. At least I'd finally have some $$ and be able to move out of the house.
Feel free to print this out and give it to your kids on what NOT to do.
Okay.. here's my school history in a nutshell;
- Took GED in junior year of high school and got a few jobs.
- Quit jobs to play on the internet.
- Started school (junior college) taking 1-3 classes a semester doing computer graphics. My intent was to get a certificate then head off and get a job.
- 1 unit away from a certificate in computer graphics I switched over to computer science.
- Started taking beginner programming courses.. but only 1 per semester.
- Finally decided I need to stop playing games 24/7 and do something with my life, so 2 semesters ago I started going full time (4 classes a semester). Again, taking comp sci courses (programming mostly).
- Last semester I finally (after about 4 or 5 years of junior college.. I can't remember) finished my Computer Graphics certificate and also got a Computer Programmer Specialist certificate (yay).
See the problem? 4 years, no general ed (except 1 philosophy class). I've taken all core classes and just need to finish up general ed to get 2 associates degrees (comp graphics & comp sci).
Seems easy enough right? Just go full time for another year and no problem. Wrong. I haven't taken a placement tests for writing, reading and math. Easy enough, just take the darn things and get on with it.. right? Wrong again. When I got out of high school I was getting a D in geomatry and don't remember ANYTHING about math (this includes basic algebra). NOW do you see the problem?
To get an associates in comp sci I need calc 2. Placement tests end in 2 weeks for the upcoming semester. Worst case is I get shoved in the math for dumbies class (1+1 = 2). Best case is I study (trying) and self teach myself at the very least algebra, and get placed in algebra. Either way, best case, we're talking AT LEAST 2-3 years for me to get up and hopefully pass calc 2.
I'm 22 now (23 in nov). I figure by the time I even get an associates degree I'll be 25 or 26 (25 for comp graphics and 26 for comp sci). By the time I'm done with a BS degree I'll probably be near 30.
Did I mention this was all for an associates degree? I'm not even talking BS here.
So, other then suggestions (if you're willing to provide any on this horror story).. I have a few questions.
- What are the chances of getting a programming job with a pathetic certificate.. but the will to want to leave this house and get my own?
- What are the chances of getting a programming job w/ no knowledge in math what-so-ever?
I'm this (| |) close to giving up and just applying for some tech support job. At least I'd finally have some $$ and be able to move out of the house.
Feel free to print this out and give it to your kids on what NOT to do.