Programmers Replaced By Primates?

Thats funny.....can't wait until I get an ape sitting next to me at work...oh, I do, but the animal kind.
 
Wow. That's amazing. I'd even venture to say these apes are more adept at
programming than some members of this forum. (no names!) I guess that just shows
you what we're coming from.

I liked this quote:
Both primate species demonstrated stressful behaviors when presented with Java tools and utilities.
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Well, I guess that makes three of us.
 
Dang, I better start looking for a new job, or maybe get a masters degree on how to train apes.
But I don't see how much difference will be if I replace the staff in my team with apes, I think I will have less problems. I'll consider this for the next budget.
BTW, Java tools and utilities are stressful
 
Java .... :eek:
Damnnnnn... that don't help.

Maybe we should train them to do this kinda work no ?

Ape do Java... and the others bring coffee :p
 
I told my boss about this idea and he agreed to change our developers for monkeys, he thinks that we'll be more productive if we change 'em as soon as possible :D
 
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