ThePentiumGuy
Senior Contributor
Hey,
You guys have to check this out:
http://www.dumbwarnings.com
It's a list of retarded warnings that companies in the manual.
Some of my fav's:
Unknown Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Unknown Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Life saving device
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
7 Up
Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.
Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK
A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:
For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.
Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.
Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.
Tesco Fruit Juice Carton
On bottom side: "Keep Upright".
Sainsburys Mineral Water
Suitable for vegetarians.
Slush Puppy Cup
(On the side of the cup) "This ice may be cold"
Child-Sized Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Hehe, this one's great:
Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press "Hold".
Blockbuster Rental DVD
Be kind - rewind.
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
Swanson TV Dinners
This product must be cooked before eating.
There's a lot more, just check out the link I posted above.
-The Pentium Guy
Edit: Oh crap, my font screwed up. Bah oh well
You guys have to check this out:
http://www.dumbwarnings.com
It's a list of retarded warnings that companies in the manual.
Some of my fav's:
Unknown Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Unknown Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Life saving device
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
7 Up
Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.
Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK
A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:
For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.
Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.
Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.
Tesco Fruit Juice Carton
On bottom side: "Keep Upright".
Sainsburys Mineral Water
Suitable for vegetarians.
Slush Puppy Cup
(On the side of the cup) "This ice may be cold"
Child-Sized Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Hehe, this one's great:
Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press "Hold".
Blockbuster Rental DVD
Be kind - rewind.
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
Swanson TV Dinners
This product must be cooked before eating.
There's a lot more, just check out the link I posted above.
-The Pentium Guy
Edit: Oh crap, my font screwed up. Bah oh well